I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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