You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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