i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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