Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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