Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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