Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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