I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.