im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..