Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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