well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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