I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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