I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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