JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
God, I missed his penis.
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