Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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