Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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