Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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