I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I will pee on everything he values.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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