Is it normal to miss your booty call?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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