Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
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