Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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