They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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