I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
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Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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