Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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