There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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