Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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