what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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