last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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