he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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