its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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