I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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