So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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