called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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