her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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