So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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