I am puke
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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