i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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