Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
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Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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