at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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