it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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