Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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