I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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