are you still at the devil's house?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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