So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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