are you still at the devil's house?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
