Sponge bath it is.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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