Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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