we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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