I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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