weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Randomize
