should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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