Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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