Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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