I hope mine doesn't look like that
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
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I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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