That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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