Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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