I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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