BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
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Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
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