Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I think people are normalizing furries
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