I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
God I need to hump something, right now.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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